GuyZero32k4

Ok, here's the deal. I'm being forced to take a vacation, gonna be stuck here at home for a week. I need a good laugh. The funniest animes you can recommend. I've already seen Shin Chan, Nichijou, Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt, Kotoura-san, Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi Shows from this season that I'm watching are Hataraku Maou-sama! and Hentai Ouji to Warawanai Neko and those will probably be ending soon anyway. So, I need something to watch when I'm stuck here. I don't care if it's slapstick, adult humor, constant cussing, messed up funny whatever. I really wanna watch some funny stuff, especially since my best friend said my sense of humor is dead. (fucker)

Congratulations. It's gonna be fun. Where's the cigars?

Hello welcome friend.

That'll be later on, as I'm still figuring things out. I've got a total of four that are going to be released soon.: Zombie Souther (I'm going by spelling in anime, movie, and manga) Savage Hulk Duke Nukem For Duke Nukem, I'm putting it together with comic book creator for a totally different look. So, as of this time not sure yet.

Here's a funny story about a friend of mine. It's a bit of a read but you'll see... He wanted to come work at my job and nearly ended up registering as a sex offender instead. WTF you're thinking right? Read story and laugh at his stupidity. A couple of years ago, a friend of mine who works as an overnight stocker for a grocery was tired of his job. He wanted to come apply at my then place of work. Now, inside this building was our office, the recuriting offices of the SA fire department, SA police department, and... next to our office, the sex offender registration office. Well, my friend you see is dyslexic. I didn't know at the time until the following happened. I'd just gotten off work from working over night, and had picked him up and my best friend who also worked with me. My best friend walked him to the hallway while I wanted to sit in car a nap a little. But instead of ending up at our office he stopped in front of the sex offender office and told my best friend "I'll be out soon I hope." when he had his back to him. He walked into the sex offender office thinking it was my place of work. He even began to fill out the paperwork thinking it was an application. People are sitting in there heads looking down in shame and his ass is all like "I can't wait to to be seen" and those people are all hating on him now. Then, the officers that called him up were all dressed in normal clothes with badges, and dumbass doesn't notice it's a police badge, he thinks it a name tag of sorts. They begin interview : "How long have you been doing this?" Stupid responded "It's my first time, but I'd been wanting to do this for quite a while now. So it means alot to me to get in." The officer is like what the fuck? My best friend runs out to car to go get me at this point. Dummy tells us that the officer goes "You know you're going to be in for a long time right?" His dumbass responds "I hope so. I really need the change." At this point the dectectives got up from table go to back of the office and were talking among themselves point at dummy. The officers come back to the table "Do you know where you are son?" He responds "I'm here to apply for a new job" The cops tell him "You're registering as a sex offender." He then goes "WHAT???!!!" Me and best friend make it in to see his face horrorified. He had a stuck on stupid look on his face. The cops tear up his papers and tell him to get the fuck out, laughing thier asses off at him. We outside into the hallway and bust out laughing. He got all butt hurt. "Fuck you guys that's not funny." We were "FUCK YEAH IT IS!" I was awake now from laughing so fucking hard. "FUCK IT THEN!" as he stormed outside back to my car. "You don't want the job then?" I said. "FUCK NO! You guys are asses." he said.

You know of what this thing reminds of though seriously? The CD-I. Shit system no one wanted, and was sussposed to change the way we did shit on tv. Oh my...

I'll try my hand at making a random chatter topic for the first time. Let's see if anyone shares or whatever. We all have those special moments. Ones where we screw up OMFG kind of stuff, if you feel like sharing. I'll start. I have to censor myself being lots of you here under 18. Once a long time ago (no puns damn it) when I was 23, and in college at time, there was a girl I liked. Really liked. Really really liked. She was 19 and had a body. Quite a body. She had all the right cruves and, er...let's just say built like Mai Shiranui. We had good chemistry, and being that I was in the same art class she liked me and I intended to ask her out. Well, one day we'd went to the book store there together to get supplies to head over to class after. I asked her out in the store and she'd said yes. So we were walking out together. Now I'm carrying a big ass, I mean really big ass art pad (the width the length of my arm big) in front of me with a box full of pencils and stuff, along with the shit I'd just bought in the store. I'm trying my best to keep eye contact, and she'd wear loose clothes but you could still see it. And in my mind I'm thinking of all sorts of perverted things not paying attention in front of me. She walked out the silding door while I walked right into the glass window on the sides of the door face first. A very loud THUNG with my face. I fell back, down feet up. In those 2 seconds it didn't hurt. Then the guy in the background says the noise. You know the one. The guy in crowd at a fight or stunt gone wrong, whatever. The guy that goes OOOOOOOOOOOO...... making the pain set in more. Even got a little blood out of my nose. First she's all "Oh my god are you OK?" to giggling and laughing after I say I'm all right. Even after we got together she'd never let me live it down. What's your moments?

Not getting. Never thought I'd ever seen such a lop sided scale between competitiors.

"Did swallowing your teeth feel like mints?" "Damn boy you ugly NOW!" (Vs female char) "I beat you so bad, you look like a bad cross dresser." "REMEMBER, you fell down stairs...." "Now, that's how I've always pictured you. On your back...."

A.I. that's so over the top that character from an arcade game I could play well, is going ultra monkey level 10 to the third power. Said character begins to make me doubt myself.

I got to ask. just how good is Batman Arkham City in your opinion? Never bought it, was thinking up maybe picking up right now that there's no new games I want.

Oh shit, I though people just joking there was a harsh. Like a Leory Jenkins kind of thing.

What are you having for dinner?

Do I get to have my gear from work with me? Does said island have hogs? I would have to ask partner, How do you make characters or stages.

"You see? I deserve to be the star of this game, bitch!" "The second you pressed start, it was game over for your ass..." "Your voice was so damned annoying, I hope I busted your mouth up bad enough they'll have to wire it shut for a while..." "I'll hit you so hard you get down's syndrome."

I always wondered why doesn't Kenshiro have a "Zan Restu Ken" type move for a regular special move.

"Surpise Mother Fucker..."

I'm watching the shit out that show, and finished all manga of it for now. I hope the animators are up for later chapters with all the stuff that will be going on. Only thing I'm let down on for the show is the violence is toned down. Otherwise I like it.

I've never heard of that game. What country is the background susposed to be in? Stage looks nice BTW.