NijikakuFan61

sigh just saw hachi: a dogs tale again cried my eyes out goddamnit i need to stop watching that movie

Kenshiro would just hit Kratos on the chest and Kratos would be dead. Simple as that. Saitama is intentionally impossible to beat, so Dark Schneider would get his ass wooped.

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN STARRING LINKIN PARK COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU

...Who was Darkflare?

Tommy: Well, worry not, mysterious traveler! I shall inform you that we indeed have Doritos! Tommy held up 5 bags of Doritos. Tommy: They come in Navy Seal, Chocolate Chip, Peanut Butter, Ranch and Human Flesh flavors! Tommy: Wary traveler, which one shall you choose?

Tommy was wearing nothing, except for a bath robe which covered his lower half. Tommy: Hello there, ladies. Look at your man. Now, look back, now look back at me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Fireball, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Fireball and not a lady. I’m on a horse.

where's Jonathan when you need him

Tommy noticed Thanatos' Proton Cannon. He ducked, almost getting hit by the cannons beam in the process. Tommy: Oh, goody, a challenge! Tommy bared his hands, making fists. He did not perform any attacks of Thanatos, as he was waiting for his chance to attack the God of Death.

ohmygoditsovertheresnoneedtoworryanymore Yeah, Tommy had run out of puns as well.

nickelodeon fighting game plz

so, you're willing to get the spongebob dlc as well, right? http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/spongebob_ryu_by_daztibbles.jpg

Tommy fell face first onto the ground. Tommy: I hate mondays... Tommy got right back up. Tommy: Oh, hey, guys... how we got here... it's... kind of a long story...

Tommy: W-what the... why is he chanting Latin? E.T: Actually, Tommy... I think he might be using other ways to make us leave...

Oh, man, I couldn't stand making one of my friends Yangry! I just hope I don't get ahead of myself with all of these puns! theonlyoneherethatsgettingyangryismeandforaprettygoodreasontommystopwiththepunsplease

Die a hero. Would you rather; Go on the dark side of DeviantART for a whole day, or watch Hostel?

Play Mortal Kombat Advance. Special Forces never existed. Would you rather, Go to prison or go to juvie?

Eat a Ghost Pepper. I can't stand eating snails. Would you rather: Fight against Moloch on the hardest difficulty, or read cringy fanfiction for 8 hours straight.

Play bad Mario fangames. At least the Mario fanbase isn't as bad as the Sonic fanbase... Would you rather: Fight 5 of SNKs boss fights on the highest difficulty possible, or play Weaponlord for 2 hours straight.

Yang, you're right, these jokes may be SPLEENdid, but we need to stop before somebody loses a leg! Maybe you could lend a hand to E.T right over there? guysstopthesepunsrightnowthey'renotpunnyatall

damn thats badass

Blazblue (Calamity Trigger in particular). Woo woo woo, you know it!