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E.T suddenly went up in the air. E.T: OH YES! He proceeded to fire a truckload of missles. E.T: SHOW ME ALL YOU'VE GOT NOW, YOU WEAK STAR BASTARD!

E.T insulted ZTAR some more. E.T: WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO NOW, YOU DAMNED STAR!? E.T: (I think I already said that one...)

which therefore means that ZTAR is screwed

so not even turning e.t's soul yellow would save him from getting hit by any of the projectiles?

OOC: i think the best thing to do is find a way to turn E.T's soul yellow mostly so he can avoid getting hit by the meteors

E.T still was attempting to distract ZTAR. E.T: HEY, ZTAR! YOUR NAME SOUNDS LIKE... E.T: LIKE... E.T: ...I'm all out of comebacks. E.T: FUCK!

E.T saw ZTAR's Gaster Blaster. E.T: (I've gotta find a way to distract him... but how? I'm pretty much stuck... Unless, of course...) E.T began to insult ZTAR in an attempt to distract him. E.T: HEY, YOU DAMNED STAR! MY MOTHER HAS MORE DIGNITY THEN YOU DO! E.T: (Seriously... mom jokes? Now you're just scraping the bottom of the barrel.)

E.T was still trapped in the spider web, but could still insult ZTAR to an even bigger extent. E.T: WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO NOW, YOU DAMNED VEXING STAR? E.T: (Goddammit... why do I keep on saying "vexing" all the damned time?)

E.T got hit with a few of the attacks, but got the hang of it eventually. E.T: Welp, I must say, you're quite the... STAR! Tch, nope, I'm just messing with you, you're even worse at fighting then Tommy when he's drunk! E.T: (Wait... he probably doesn't even know who Tommy is.)

E.T reflected the beams with his spear. E.T: I'm also pretty sure a sandwich fights better then you do! E.T: (For once in my life, I FINALLY come up with a comeback that doesn't include "vexing" in it!)

E.T moved his spears to reflect most of the bombs, with him getting hit by a fair amount, but reflecting the rest. E.T: IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT, YOU DAMNED SPACE OBJECT? E.T: (Gotta give me some kudos for that comeback, at least!)

E.T reflected most of the spears, although a few hit him. E.T: You do know, I can use this damned spear, right? This is gonna be over before you even KNOW it! E.T: (Alright, I'm gonna need to think of a new strategy... I can't exactly move an inch while being like this...)

E.T managed to jump over most of the bones, although a few of the bones still hit him. E.T: Is that the best you can manage, you damned vexing star!? E.T: (I'm... really running out of comebacks.) E.T: BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER! E.T summoned a barrage of bone attacks, before finishing it off by summoning a trail of fire right at ZTAR.

E.T threw the Annoying Dog right at the Gaster Blaster. ("the annoying dog absorbed the artifact") E.T: Oh, please, I can do more then beat you... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqzBv3FYpr0 started playing in the background. E.T: I'm gonna make you have a bad time. E.T summoned two Gaster Blasters, one of them positioned horizontally while the other one was positioned vertically.

E.T: I... I can't feel my legs... E.T grinned. E.T: Well, at least I still have the Gaster Blaster! E.T activated the Gaster Blaster, firing it right at ZTAR.

Suddenly, E.T appeared. E.T: Not so much, you damned vexing star! .,.What does vexing mean, again? E.T summoned a Gaster Blaster. E.T: Anyways, forget that! I'm taking you down, motherfucker!

Could you do these?

E.T: Oh, c'mon, don't you think that's a bit harsh? I mean, su- Tommy: No, E.T, he's right... Tommy smiles like a maniac. Tommy: LET'S DO IT. E.T: Oh, for fuck's sake, and you're supposed to be the- Tommy: I'm on break.

Tommy suddenly tilted his head right towards Fuhuyiko. Tommy: Need a plan, as you do say? Tommy: Well, I do have a bit of a plan... E.T suddenly stepped in, right next to Tommy. E.T: Well, I could just as easily find a way to fend off ZTAR... Although, it might take a while. E.T: As for G.T... E.T pointed right to G.T. E.T: Well, the guy's a bloody idiot, so I really don't know what he could do.

Tommy: ...That's... pretty obnoxious... Tommy: Especially the Bieber part. Tommy: So, how exactly are we going to find a way to defeat/subdue him? E.T suddenly STOPPED being quiet. E.T: Oh, I have my ways... Tommy: E.T, you're grounded for a week. E.T: Oh, come on, it'd help a lot! Tommy: ...You're grounded for 2 days, now.

Tommy: So, his name's ZTAR? That's quite an insteresting name... And, er, another question... Tommy raised his eyebrow as he asked. Tommy: How exactly DOES he act in his split personality? E.T still had his mouth shut since Tommy told him to, and, well, G.T was... still knocked out and being carried on Tommy's shoulders. Tommy: Is it as obnoxious as G.T is, or even worse?

Tommy's face suddenly became more suspicious as to what was going on. Tommy: So, this black star you seem to be referring to... who exactly is he? E.T: Maybe he tried to rob a ba- Tommy: E.T, be quiet, okay? E.T: For one second? Oka- Tommy: No. Longer then one second. E.T: Two seco- Tommy: How about "for an hour"?

G.T pretended not to hear Peko, instead holding a pack of his money up as if they were cards. G.T: Damn, dis has ta be tha dopest damn thang since puber- E.T: G.T, get your ass of your seat before I make you. G.T: Whatever, E.T! This scrilla has gots ta be tha freshest damn amou- E.T knocked out G.T before he had a chance to finish his sentence, and Tommy picked him up off the seat. Tommy turned his head towards Peko. Tommy: "Contributing", as you do say? What type of "contributing", exactly?

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ooc: sh!t's starting to really go down by a lot.