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  1. Markpachi

    Drake the type of nigga who marries a girl that agrees to have a one night stand.

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    2. Cook4251

      Cook4251

      Drake the type of nigga to snap his fingers in a niggas face when they arguing

    3. Drunk Ryu

      Drunk Ryu

      Drake the type of faggot that sucks on mad dicks.

    4. Markpachi

      Markpachi

      Drake the type of nigga that tells the police the whereabouts of the drug cartel that he runs

  2. Markpachi

    Drake the type of nigga who pays a stripper to put her clothes back on.

    1. LightFlare_Da_Realest

      LightFlare_Da_Realest

      Now that's gangsta

    2. Cook4251

      Cook4251

      Drake the type of nigga to ask his homeboys if they're ticklish.

      Drake the type of nigga who'd write down the names of all the students who were talking when the teacher was out of the room.

    3. Cook4251

      Cook4251

      Drake the type of nigga to click "Exit" because he wasn't 18 yet. I'm done!

  3. Markpachi

    You are the prey and we are the hunters.

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    2. Neo_Fire_Sonic

      Neo_Fire_Sonic

      there is a wild fire inside you your crimson arrow rips through the twlight, this is the moment for war!!!!!!!!!

    3. djhero35

      djhero35

      WELL SWEET MOTHER THERESA ON A HOOD OF A MERCEDES BENZ!! YOU SOUND LIKE A MAJESTIC FUCKING EAGLE!!!

    4. Markpachi

      Markpachi

      What the fuck.

  4. Markpachi

    AWAKEN, MY MASTERS!! http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/2880/qgm5.png

    1. Ex✭Cᴀʜᴍ

      Ex✭Cᴀʜᴍ

      send me your photoshop mang

    2. Markpachi

      Markpachi

      no

  5. Markpachi

    FALLOUT 4 (almost) CONFIRMED!!!1!!!! *faints*

    1. DJ HANNIBALROYCE

      DJ HANNIBALROYCE

      i agree...double faint

  6. Markpachi

    What up, Mugen Community. This ya boi Alexlexus.

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    2. RicePigeon

      RicePigeon

      Yo where that bitch fucking aladdin motherfucker Rajaa at? :p

    3. LightFlare_Da_Realest

      LightFlare_Da_Realest

      Yo, Alex! Did Capcom give you credit for MVC Dante? No? That's rough bro. Well, did they use your Gouken sprites? No!? Man...I guess...you just suck! Lol!

    4. Noside

      Noside

      Hey what are your thoughts about Rajaa? lol

  7. Markpachi
    BEST SONG EVER.
    1. Mr. KOtik

      Mr. KOtik

      Hah I forgot all about that song, thanks.

  8. Markpachi

    I played Guitar Freaks earlier, and i'm proud of myself because I completed Kaiser Phoenix on X6 speed boost. I feel like a god right now,

  9. Markpachi

    SUCK MAAAAAHHHH DIIIIICCKKK

    1. Websta

      Websta

      v BALLS

    2. Demitri

      Demitri

      Az

    3. DartzPie

      DartzPie

      Hammer

  10. Markpachi

    No, there are no milkshakes in my yard, boys. Go away.

    1. LightFlare_Da_Realest

      LightFlare_Da_Realest

      Looooool! Yo! That's hilarious! I can just see dudes walking away with they heads down...

  11. Markpachi

    Holy shit, the Philippines is about to experience the strongest super typhoon in the world. WELP, TIME TO GO TO THE MALL. YOLO!

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    2. Noside

      Noside

      Come on over to my place pachi.

    3. Markpachi

      Markpachi

      Aight, mang. There better be pizza and pepsi by the time I get there! >:(

    4. Noside

      Noside

      Holy shit, what an uncomfortable guest. lol

  12. Markpachi

    Oh no, the boys are in the yard!

    1. Demitri

      Demitri

      They want your milkshakes

  13. Markpachi

    MY MILKSHAKES!!

    1. GuyZero32k4

      GuyZero32k4

      boobs... where....

    2. Staubhold

      Staubhold

      ...brings all the boys to the yard?

  14. Markpachi

    Oh no, the boys are in the yard!

    1. Erroratu

      Erroratu

      We're here for your milkshake

    2. Mister Fael

      Mister Fael

      We're going to take you away HAHA!

    3. Kanbei

      Kanbei

      @Erroratu lol

  15. Markpachi

    So my cousin encountered a Shiny Graveler ... it decided to be a smartass and used self-destruct.

  16. Markpachi

    How tough am I? I only cried for two minutes when I saw Telltale's The Walking Dead Season 2 trailer, and I didn't use any tissue.

    1. Lord Batros

      Lord Batros

      im just glad their making another one , and yeah that ending of the st season bummed me out, especially since i have little ones

  17. Markpachi
    http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/4586/3cf1.png
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    2. Markpachi

      Markpachi

      LOL

    3. Demitri

      Demitri

      LMAO

    4. JokerintheButt

      JokerintheButt

      Xd

  18. Markpachi

    One mile over, we'll be there and we'll see you ~

  19. Markpachi

    Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya!Dorya...

    1. Mister Fael

      Mister Fael

      DUST LOOPING!

  20. Markpachi

    Shit just got real in the 2nd season of The Legend of Korra.

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    2. llyyr

      llyyr

      Really, gonna have to watch it then.

    3. LightFlare_Da_Realest

      LightFlare_Da_Realest

      Someone else said the exact same thing...weird.

    4. Egnaro

      Egnaro

      inb4 genesis

  21. Markpachi

    Let's play a little game. Replace a song name with BRA. Example: Heart-shaped Bra, You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Bra, Raining Bra, In the Bra, etc.

    1. Erroratu

      Erroratu

      bra

    2. Markpachi

      Markpachi

      Get out.

    3. LightFlare_Da_Realest

      LightFlare_Da_Realest

      Holy Bra... ;)

  22. Markpachi
    http://i.imgur.com/x7DS1ek.png
    1. Demitri

      Demitri

      man i hate that sprite style :[

    2. Markpachi

      Markpachi

      The sprite style also hates you.

    3. Mister Fael

      Mister Fael

      Joestar Familly secret techinique...RUN AWAY!

  23. Markpachi
    http://i.imgur.com/x7DS1ek.png
  24. Markpachi

    I'm suffering from a chocolate induced hangover right now.

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    2. Mister Fael

      Mister Fael

      CHOCOLAAAATE!!!

    3. Demitri

      Demitri

      I Said dont get chocolate wasted -_-

    4. Markpachi

      Markpachi

      Don't tell me what to do! *pukes*

  25. Markpachi

    So uhhm have you guys heard? It's my birthday ... *pukes*

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    2. Betalille

      Betalille

      Happy Birthday then. :3

    3. Scourgesplitter

      Scourgesplitter

      Oh is it? What time should I be there?

    4. Mister Fael

      Mister Fael

      *brings a bucket* Happy B-day

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