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Nero the Hedgedevil

Granted, but it only lasts for one second. I wish for my own personal maid.

Video's gone.

Granted, but the graphics are so realistic that a bullet flies out of the screen and hits you square in the head. I wish I could tame any creature.

Granted, but she deletes her account afterwards. I wish I had functioning Pokeballs.

Granted, but now the sentence has too much space. I wish I could make things better by touching them.

Granted, but now people overreact to the obvious. I wish I could be a Nighteater.

Granted, but it's actually just a monochrome bear. I wish people would roleplay on Whirled.

Granted, but now Shrek has a massive number of sequels a la Final Fantasy. I wish I could take my head off without dying.

Granted, but it poops all over your head and repeatedly pecks you. I wish I had a mountain of beef.

Granted, but the team never wins another. Granted, but they all try to attack you. I wish I could play as Master Hand.

Granted, but you live on top of Mount Fuji. I wish I could grow an apple tree in a day.

Granted, but in order to take out his frustration, he beats you up. I wish there was a playable Catsaber in MUGEN.

Granted, but it's actually black pepper made by a company called Doctor. I wish for a chest full of booty.

Goodness, this is looking better and better! I'm all hyped up now!

Updated 1 May 2015.

Granted, but it's a story about getting shot in the heart, and you being to blame because you gave love a bad name. I wish I could record videos on my desktop.

Granted, but it's Broly. And he tears you apart. I wish...for a giant ball of yarn.

I thought it was actually larger than that, but thanks anyway!

Hello. I'm looking for the screenpack shown in this video. Unfortunately, the website it used to be hosted on is no longer available. I am also wanting a tutorial for the custom portraits, if possible. Thanks in advance!