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Status Updates posted by Mʀ. Sтᴇαl-Yoᴜя-Wαεfυ
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I love DashieXP, but Im so fucking sick of little kids and women run his shit now. Guess it's BlastphamousHD from now on.
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Never thought of it like that. I prefer Old DashieXP
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Its all Mariokart, SSB, mario party, and mario whatever all the time. Hes not funny anymore either, when he was being himself he was hilarious, but now hes doing that whole scream and act like a muppet shit viners do to get women to watch. Blastphamous is like old Dashie, but he says more crazy shit.
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"If you see me fighting in the forest with a grizzly bear, HELP THE BEAR! Because that bitch gonna need it!"
-Mystikal, 2016.
Mystikal please come back, that shit was so insane and ridiculous that it was perfect
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And he stood valiantly upon the hill and cried "I do not believe in God!". But a celestial voice echoed through the land and sayeth "Kay. You expectin' a cookie?"
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KOF is so much fun, but in a real fight, all of them except D and King would get scooped and wrapped up in 5 seconds.
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Joe is ok, in a average or decent competition he could hold his own, but once he got in with a really decent or experienced grappler or boxer, it would be trouble.
Kim is legit good, hes a very good kick boxer, but he can be a little slow. Even in the game, SF 3 and V show real human speeds in average jabs and kicks. He would need to speed up facing someone like Mayweather or Jet Li.
Billy Kane is alright facing light professionals. But once someone got inside that staff or got it, and I mean someone very experienced, he would just be decent.
Kyo and Iori would be knocked quick. Hands always down, wild open swings, slow movement, theyd be sleep in a few seconds.
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Older tekken is human speed, but for very slow people. Tekken Tag, SF3, SF Alpha and SFV give you the closest. That Iron Knuckle Willy by Ryon is pretty dead on to the fastest fighters. Watch a Ali fight, or Jet Li on a normal camera, and they are just that fast. Ive sparred with my friend who is that fast, but he refuses to ever professionally fight.
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I'm sorry, but all these creepy or scarey readers of horror stories on youtube, they sound like nasally bitches. Now the dude from the trailers? Thats a horror voice.
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"If a chick pulls a knife on you, hold that bitch down and punch her relentlessly in the teeth. And with every hit, yell out "Gender Equality"."
-Redneck Quote of the Week
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I couldnt decide between that or
"I got sliced up and I hit my girl. EVERYONE told me she deserved it and she did. I got a nice scar, I had to get stitches. She lost a tooth. Thats why she wasnt smiling in our wedding photo. She still mad at me because she cant talk and chew no more without it running out."
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Leatherface is SO on point. Disappointed with Alien. And BoRaiCho and Triborg over Mike Myers and Terminator? Cmon, Midway.
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McFarlane has a figure line with fucked up fairy tales. LOL I think Miss Muffet is a stripper and the spider is a giant nasty man-eating spider. Theres a comic series too where they tell the original fairy stories, not cleaned up by the Grimm brothers. Peter Pan is disturbing, hes a ghost who gets kids to jump out their window so they fall to their death and play with him in death.
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Peter Pan? IDK, if you can find a documentary that tells the original fairy tales. Other than that, you can try finding a book with the original tales. Some of them are really fucked. Little Red Riding Hood was "Little Red Cap" about a werewolf tricking a preschooler (the original werewolf is just a person who turns into a wolf when they want to). Cinderellas sisters sawed off their own feet to get into the slippers, Beauty and Beast was about a 16 year old girl who got married to a hairy stinky beast with a dick shaped nose. My favorite tho is Snow White, she ended up dying, but the dwarfs found the witch and world starred that ass into jelly. I felt so vindicated.
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Wow, Frost who is the Universe 6 Frieza, is the 'Goku' of his universe who will die for people. Does this mean the 'Goku' of his time is a ruthless murderer? Thats a twst. Looks like there will be a Evil Goku vs Good Freeza afterall
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I remember a time when a flick like Zootopia would only be filled with little kids and annoyed big brothers and sisters. Now all I see is a cinema full of kinky freaks and cum stained seats. WTF has happened to the world?
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Excuse me, Ma'am. I require your booty meat in my right hand E-Me-D-At-Lee.
What? Boyfriend? Great! Tell him go get me a large ice tea while the booty meat is in my right hand. Hurry up now.
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Look at that SFV lineup! We got bejeweled Frankenstein, Beyonce who didnt finish getting her hair braided, ballet Saladin, and Bob Marley on cocaine
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Ooooh I hate that. I always love a good sport, where you both try to fight equal to each other, like a game of chess. No cheapness, just a good fight. I used to always main Blanka, got to get used to the new guys, theyre my favorites. Electric Beyonce is just too weird. I expect her to start diva dancing any minute and Jay-Z pops up like GOOD JOB SWEETEY. M Bison with the older look is too beast mode tho. I want to see a 60 year old Ryu and Ken being destroyers
Oxy mad as fuck tho.
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Why isnt she in mugen?
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Love the character. Hate their fanboys. Be a fan, but not to the point who love can never ever lose or die or be kawaii or be drawn in a different style or be a joke. Never. Ever. Forever. ....fornever.
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I dont mind fanwork, and I like crossovers sometimes, but I mean those guys where the character they love can never ever lose, or die, or be drawn in a different way than how they like. Im a Marvel fanboy, but I have no problem loving DC or agreeing Hulk could die or get dropped by other characters. It makes them more exciting. The Goku and Naruto and Superman and Saint Seiya and Sonic fanboys are just a example of what im talking about. The character can NEVER lose, or be killed, or one-upped by anybody ever. Why I love OPM, hes a mean love letter joke to all of that stuff. Anybody you love, he can beat them with one punch. Because, thats why. I love it.
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WTF is up with character creators and the AI always being on ultra hard and always going for the ankles? That super duper hard shit isnt fun.
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If anything, at least the A.I. that is harder than KFM's, but not brutal/cheap A.I. is more fun to fight.
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Hunie Pop Fighter. You heard it predicted here first.
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Kung Fury needs to come to mugen. He is mugen in action.
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"You DON'T lick a grown man's fingers!!! Regardless of what is on them!!"
- BlastphamousHD, 2016