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The Dunk Master Flex

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  1. Cash money is a good thing if you're poor, and I promise every American a free handout of cash money and bacon.

    1. Egnaro

      Egnaro

      Money is ghey

      Bacon gives me gas

      I demand a real talking bubba xeno doll :(

  2. This is (STILL) the motherfucking president talking. I am pleased to say that you bastards will keep on loving my amazing updates for 4 more years. Romney, please take a seat. This one is already fucking taken. I win.

    1. Kanbei

      Kanbei

      Lol Nice To Meet You Mr.President Bardock!

  3. I am a Dragonball fanboy.

  4. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You...

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    2. Demitri
    3. The Dunk Master Flex

      The Dunk Master Flex

      Genesis, What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark m...

    4. Sir Lord Alpyne

      Sir Lord Alpyne

      ey.

      shut.

      tha phukk.

      up.

      before i brain you with a duct'd end WhiffleBall bat.

  5. CASH MONEY

    1. The Magic Toaster

      The Magic Toaster

      BITCHES ANIT NOTHING BUT HOS AND TRICKS

    2. Otasira

      Otasira

      Dishes and Chores

    3. Drunk Ryu

      Drunk Ryu

      Yo Romney. You gonna win. Obama is a lama ba-lama sha-shlama

  6. yo dawgs

    1. Drunk Ryu

      Drunk Ryu

      Sup Romney? What mugen character is going to be representing you this election?

    2. Demitri
  7. Finished building my desktop at around 10:20 PM last night. Installed Windows 7, downloaded google chrome and steam. I have nowhere to put it in my house yet so it's still in the garage where te wi-fi sucks. I'll try to login to all of my accounts (youtube, mffa, etc.) tonight.

  8. Ron Paul 420 2012 Smoke that LEberty kush swag. 6969

  9. My laptop broke.. again. This time I'm just going to build a fucking desktop.

    1. Demitri

      Demitri

      :O my condolences.....

  10. It's official, I now have the knowledge to seduce a cat.

  11. I AM A POKEMAN

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    2. PlasmoidThunder
    3. Ex✭Cᴀʜᴍ

      Ex✭Cᴀʜᴍ

      REGIGIGAS!!USE CRUSH GRIB!!!

      Pikachu was crushed like a tomato!!

    4. raremew

      raremew

      omg im pokemon too!!!

  12. yo dog

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    2. RAMza

      RAMza

      or pick a pika to chew :D

    3. The Dunk Master Flex

      The Dunk Master Flex

      Laharl stop talking to me like that or I will report you to the moderator, aka my best friend, Laharl.

    4. Reigizuo_78
  13. gotta catch all them pokemans.

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