Artoria Alter

Luke, did I ever tell you about Jar Jar Binks. He was a clumsy Gungan, exiled by his own people, my master Qui-Gon Jinn and I met on Naboo. He was present on Tatooine when your mother, the queen of Naboo and father, a slave born of immaculate conception met. Jar Jar came with us to Coruscant and became a senator in the Galactic Senate. He then proposed legislation which gave Senator Palpatine emergency powers, practically making him the Emperor and allowing him to create a clone army of stormtroopers and usher in the dark age we now live in. And he was a good friend.